Aint We Crazy - Haywire Mac

Artist : “Haywire Mac”
Song title : “Aint We Crazy”
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now
I know a lttle ditty
 
It's crazy as can be
The guy who wrote it said he wanted it
 
And handed it to me
I found i couldn't use it
Because it sounded blue
 
And that's the very reason why
I'm handing it to you
 
It's a song the alligators sing
While coming through the rye
 
As they serenade the elephants
Up in the trees so high
The iceman hums this ditty
As he shovels in the cold
 
And the monkeys join the chorus
Up around the northern pole
 
Ain't we crazy
 
Ain't we crazy
 
This is the way we pass the time away
Ain't we crazy
 
Ain't we crazy
 
We're going to sing this song all night today
 
It was midnight on the ocean
 
Not a streetcar was in sight
 
And the sun was shining brightly
 
for it rained all day that night
'twas a summer night in winter
 
And the rain was snowing fast
 
And a barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood a-sitting in the grass
 
It was evening
And the rising sun
Was setting in the west
The little fishes in the trees
Were huddled in their nest
The rain was pouring down
And the moon was shining bright
 
And everything that you could see
Was hidden out of sight
 
While the organ peeled potatoes
 
Lard was rendered by the choir
The sexton rung the dishrag
 
Someone set the church on fire
Holy smoke! the preacher shouted
In the rain he lost his hair
Now his head resembles heaven
 
for there is no parting there
 
The cows were making cowslips
And the bells were ringing wet
And the bumblebees were making bums
And smoking cigarettes
And a man slept in a stable
And came out a little hoarse
 
So he hopped upon his golf sticks
And drove all around the course
 
Ain't we crazy
 
Ain't we crazy
 
This is the way we pass the time away
Ain't we crazy
 
Ain't we crazy
 
We're going to sing this song all night today

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