Born 100,000 Years Ago - Cisco Houston
Artist : “Cisco Houston”
Song title : “Born 100,000 Years Ago”
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i was born a hundred thousand years ago
And there's nothin' in this world i do not know
Why the flag started flying
When george washington stopped lying
I can lick the man who says that isn't so
I saw eve and adam driven from the door
I'm the man who picked the fig leaf that they wore
When the apple they were eating
I was from the bushes peeping
I can prove that i'm the man that ate the core
Queen elizabeth
She fell in love with me
Poor girl
We were married in milwaukee secretly
Then i snuck around and shook her
'cause i went with general hooker
Just to fight mosquitoes down in tennessee
I saw noah when he built his famous ark
I slipped into it one night when it was dark
I saw jonah swallow the whale
And i pulled the lion's tale
Then i crossed the land of canaan on a lark
I taught solomon his little abc's
And i helped brigham young invent limburger cheese
Well i sailed out on the bay
With methuselah one day
And i saved his flowing whiskers from the breeze