Ill Never Tell - Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Artist : “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”
Song title : “Ill Never Tell”
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anya
This is the man that i plan to entangle
Isn’t he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine
But i’m out of the biz
The name i made i’ll trade for his
The only trouble is… i’ll never tell
Xander
She is the one
She’s such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night
When i’m right in her tight… embrace
Tight embrace!
I’ll never let her go the love we’ve know can only grow
There’s just one thing that… no
I’ll never tell
Both
Cuz there’s nothing to tell
He snores
She wheezes
Say housework and he freezes
She eats these skeezy cheeses that i can’t describe
I talk
He breezes
She doesn’t know what pleases
His penis got diseases from a chumash tribe!
Both
The vibe gets kind of scary
Like she thinks i’m ordinary
Like it’s all just temporary
Like her toes are kinda hairy
Both
But it’s all very well
Cuz god knows i’ll never tell!
Anya
When things get roughy
He just hides behind his buffy
Now look he’s getting huffy
Cuz he knows that i know
Xander
She clings
She’s needy
She’s also rally greedy
She never…
His eyes are beady
This is my verse
Hello! she…
Look at me! i’m dancing crazy
Both
You know
You’re quite the charmer
My knight in armer
You’re the cutest of the scoobies
With you lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple tight embrace!
He’s swell
She’s sweller
He’ll always be my feller
That’s why il’l never tell her that i’m petrified
I’ve read this tale
There’s wedding then betrayal
I know there’ll come the day i’ll want to run and hide
Both
I lied
I said it’s easy
I’ve tied
But there’s these fears i can’t quell
Is he looking for a pot of gold
Will i look good when i’ve gotten old
Will our lives become too stressful if i’m never that successful?
When i get so worn and wrinkly that i look like david brinkley?
Am i crazy
Am i dreaming
Am i marrying a demon?
Both
We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell
So thank god i’ll never tell
I swear that i’ll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the fifth
Nothing to see
Move it along!
Both
I’ll never tell!