Monica Interview - Chris Rock
Artist : “Chris Rock”
Song title : “Monica Interview”
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featuring lil' kim #
# all snippets of monica's +responses+ are lil' kim record samples
Chris rock
Thanks for the interview monica
Now monica everyone seems to think they know all there is to know
About monica lewinsky but monica could you tell us one thing
That people would be surprised to know about you?
I used to be scared of the dick; now i throw lips to the shit
Handle it like a real bitch
Chris rock
Very interesting! now monica
There seems to be a lot of demands
On your time could you tell us what a quiet evening with
Monica lewinsky would be like?
Got buffoons eatin my pussy while i watch cartoons
Chris rock
Hmm
Sounds like fun!
Now monica
Who were your role models?
Zsa zsa gabor
Demi moore
Prince diane and all them rich bitches
Chris rock
Now in the transcript
You refer to the president as butthead
Did the president have any nicknames for you?
Poon-poon nanny-nanny
Punanni danni
Chris rock
Ahh
Cute!
Now monica
You and the president had a lot of phone sex
What was the one thing that you would say to the president
That would make him acheive orgasm?
Before you nut
I'ma dribble down your buttcheek
Make you wiggle
Then giggle just a little
Chris rock
Now vernon jordan helped you get a job
What's the first thing you said when you met vernon jordan?
It's on nigga what? pussy greased up
Stack the g's up
Keeps the knees up
Chris rock
So are you saying you had an affair wit