Please Take The GirlParody "Dont Take The Girl" - Tim McGraw - Cledus T. Judd
Artist : “Cledus T. Judd”
Song title : “Please Take The GirlParody "Dont Take The Girl" - Tim McGraw”
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larry johnson/craig martin/cledus t judd
Arnies daddy said hed take him fishin
If hed just dig the bait
He said "get lost
Dad
Im watchin mud wrestling
"go jump in the lake
"why dont you take that neighbour girl?
"the one that favours our dog"
His dad said "son
She might sink the boat
"she weighs more than our hog"
And arnie said
"shes got a tackle box that youd kill for
"a zebco rod and reel
"she won the junior bass masters tourney
"and i just ate oatmeal
"and im afraid i might hurl
"daddy
please
please take the girl"
Same limey boy
Same large girl
Eleven years with no date
They finally married when they both realised
Theyd get a big tax break
One night at the laundrymat
Washin underwear
A stranger pulled a water-gun;
Arnie soiled another pair
Whoops
And whimpered
Aint got no money
In my wallet
Shes got the credit cards
But theyre all run up over the limit
Wont get you very far
And though her hairs up in curls
And she looks like milton burle
She aint wearin fake pearls
Mister please
please
please take the girl
Well she aint bad when she gets a couple of coats of that cold
Cream on her
And a sack over her head
A toothless arnie
A whale of a woman
forty years down the tune
One day they found him with a shotgun
Buck-naked on the roof
Doctors said "hes lost his mind
"well have to take him away" no o o o!
As they strapped that straight jacket on him
Someone heard him say -he babled out loud
If youd lived with her
Long as i have
Youd be slap crazy too
Shes the one thats really a psycho
More than a few screws loose
Shes nutty as a squirrel;
Doctor
please
please take the girl
Get her outta here!
Arnies daddy said hed take him fishin
If hed just dig the bait
Is it tim mcgraw or john anderson
Im trying to imitate?
Im sorry tim!