Smooth Grandmamma - ApologetiX
Artist : “ApologetiX”
Song title : “Smooth Grandmamma”
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as he came up to the window
Heard the sound of
Barry manilow
He came into her apartment
Smelled the ben gay
And the chocolate
She was sitting at the table
He could see she
Had a bible
Then she ran into the bedroom
Got her teeth down
And her perfume
Granny
Are you ok
You ok
You ok
Granny? 4x
Granny's not an old maid
She's a zealot
With a bold faith
She's a kind-hearted widow
And she bought you
A nintendo
Last week
You came into her apartment
Left the mud stains
On the carpet
And then she ran into the bedroom
She was knelt down
It was for you
Granny likes to crochet
And croquet
And quote dear abby
Granny causes road rage
In slow lanes
She's no andretti
Granny's got the whole day
To go pray
for all her family
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth grandmamma
She came into the hallway
It was sunday
Had a snack made
Then the book of revelation
Was the topic
Of conversation
Granny says you know babe
The lord say
In verse 3 20
He's standing at the doorway
So don't waste
A moment honey
And you gotta go pray
Or else babe
You won't gain entry
Then you told her ok
I want saved
I'll go pray granny
Granny told you ok
first you tell him
That you're sorry
Believe he died or your sins though
And accept
Him and repento -whammy!
He came into your heart then
You were prostrate
On the carpet
Then she ran you to the next room
You were sat down
There was more food
Granny karaokes
To old tapes
Of sandi patty
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth grandmama
Bridge
Granny had a roast made
And potatoes
That were homemade
And she buys poppin' fresh dough
So she baked you
Some crescent rolls
Lets eat!
You came into her apartment
And the blessings
Only started
And then your granny took and fed you
You were stuffed now; it was her food
Granny brought you cold grapes
And poached eggs
And bowls of candy
Granny brought you milks