Talkin John Birch Paranoid Blues - Bob Dylan
Artist : “Bob Dylan”
Song title : “Talkin John Birch Paranoid Blues”
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well
I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue
I didn't know what in the world i was gonna do
Them communists they wus comin' around
They wus in the air
They wus on the ground
They wouldn't gimme no peace
So i run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the john birch society
I got me a secret membership card
And started off a-walkin' down the road
Yee-hoo
I'm a real john bircher now!
Look out you commies!
Now we all agree with hitlers' views
Although he killed six million jews
It don't matter too much that he was a fascist
At least you can't say he was a communist!
That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria
Well
I wus lookin' everywhere for them gol-darned reds
I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed
Looked in the sink
Behind the door
Looked in the glove compartment of my car
Couldn't find 'em
I wus lookin' high an' low for them reds everywhere
I wus lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair
I looked way up my chimney hole
I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl
They got away
Well
I wus sittin' home alone an' started to sweat
figured they wus in my tv set
Peeked behind the picture frame
Got a shock from my feet
Hittin' right up in the brain
Them reds caused it!
I know they did them hard-core ones
Well
I quit my job so i could work alone
Then i changed my name to sherlock holmes
followed some clues from my detective bag
And discovered they wus red stripes on the american flag!
That ol' betty ross
Well
I investigated all the books in the library
Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away
I investigated all the people that i knowed
Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go
The other two percent are fellow birchers just like me
Now eisenhower
He's a russian spy