Then She Bit Me - Will Smith
Artist : “Will Smith”
Song title : “Then She Bit Me”
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ladies and gentleman you are about to enter the twilight zone
I was in a club
One friday
A lovely lady comes walking my way
She walked up and she said hello
I said hi
My names joe
I was lyin
So was she
She said her name was donny
But her shirt said marie
She said you get to know me
Youll never forget me
I said why
then she bit m
Ouch!
That didnt hurt
Kinda creepy
But she ripped my shirt
She poisoned me i went to sleep
Woke up at her house
At the back of a jeep
A blazer
89
Tinted windows
I wish it was mine
Oh
Here it is
But where are my keys?
There they are in the ignition
Im at her house
Its a tepee
No
Its a cabin
No a skyscrapper
No
Its an igloo
A shack
forget it
Ill go around back
Its a castle
With a moat
How i get acrossboat
Shoooi hate that sound
I went inside
Looked right
Looked left
There she is
Oh
No thats jeff
Hes invisible
I went downstairs
Its a loft
No
Its a dungeon!
There she is
Doing aerobics
No
Yoga
No
Karate
You killed my teacher
But what a body!
No
He wasnt there
Im tellin you i saw him
No
Really i saw him
He was playing checkers
No
Nintendo
Ok
Im lying
There she is
Watching tv
All my children
No
Thats cosby
No
Speed racer
Shaft
No
Thats kimba
My faultthe tvs off
There she is
What a doll
No
Thats chucky from childs play!
I kissed her
And she told me this is home
I had entered a dimension called the twilight zone
Anything can happen
Im rough like sandpaper
Hard like algebra
You should be glad that i was nice
And i allowed ya to
Step on stage
To kick your ryhmes off
I tried to be nice
But you mistook that for softness
Now its over to hell with your opinion!
What i say goes from now on
This is my dominion!
I dare any rapper to step on stage
Cause if you do youll feel the force of my rage
Im on a rampage psyche just kiddin
Jeff wanted to do that
But i didnt
I thought that it would make the record dumb
I guess i wasnt wrong
Mary had a little lamb
Her fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that mary went so did humpty dumpty
Jack and jill went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
Hickory
Dickory
Dock
Got to use the bathroom now
Psyche
I was drafted