T.s.r. toilet Stool Rap - BizMarkie
Artist : “BizMarkie”
Song title : “T.s.r. toilet Stool Rap”
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I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
I sit down
And then i write me a toilet stool rap
Whether i'm constipated or have diarrhea
I always come out with a funky fresh idea
Even if you don't think it's funky fresh
And
To all the little kids i'm makin a good impression
Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
I hope my legendary style of rap lives on
This's a hidden secret where classics come from
Everybody has done it
Even my man run
Only in there i am the king of the throne
Hey
Hey
You know i can't be alone
No girls
No guys
No dogs
No cats
No parents
No nieces
No nephews
No brats
That's the only way that i can get privacy
And you know where i write my funky fresh rhymes live
You see
Me sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo
Yo
Bust it
Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
It was four in the morning
Chillin on my commode
It was me
My pad
And pen
And my bad breath
All of a sudden i came up with somethin that was real def
I was thinkin
What a real beatbox could do
What if i put a hype beat with the p-pf 1-2 ?
Then i write some words
So i really can use it
I think i would name this one make the music
Like if i was the man that they call clark kent
Cause i go into the bathroom for rhymes i invent
Then i come out on stage like superman
But never show the people my masterplan
Instead of movin towels
Or movin vowels
Only think i'm doin
Is movin bowels
A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it
Only t